Friday, June 5, 2009

Final Post - Senior Reflection 4

This will be my final post. These are my final moments. I will no longer be posting here, my faithful readers(that's you, Mr. Stroud). Farewell is all I have to say to you. Farewell and good night. Speaking of night, did you know that the only reason night comes by is because the Earth slowly rotates, thus causing the Sun's light to shine on the other side of the Earth, leaving us in the darkness of the night. And to think, after all this time, I thought Helios was just flying his chariot of flaming horsies across the skies. No wonder the other kids on the playground would alway ostracize me for talking to Helios, I mean "the Sun." Well I have a question for all of you scientists, why does the Sun rotate, huh? I mean, why does bother to just sit there, in the center of the Solar System, rotating and circling the galaxy's centers at the same time? See, it doesn't make any sense whatsoever! I mean Helios would do it because he has a sense of duty to circle the Earth. But a big ball of burning gases, are you for real? Is this what the higher levels of education leads to, a bunch of crazy loons trying to prove that our solar light comes from a big ball in the blackness of space. I bet outer space is some pathetic mumbo-jumbo of their's too, huh? Whatever, I'll leave them to their misery. Now remember my children, Hail Zeus!

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